doubleadrivel:

weliveonfiction:

flatbear:

cumberbitch-in-a-tardis:

marin-fluently-sarcastic:

counterpunches:

Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.

i just want to hug all of them

Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.

gordon ramsay fandom

If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.

(Source: gordonramsaygifs)


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sixpenceee:

Pumpkin carvings that will make your jaw-drop (Source) (Frightening Halloween Masks) (Fantastic Halloween Decorations)


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officiant: do you take this person to be your lawfully wedded wife
me: i scooby dooby do

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(Source: asylum-art)


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beautiful-bibliophile:

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

I actually did this and it’s awesome

beautiful-bibliophile:

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

I actually did this and it’s awesome


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sageruto:

everytime you think “that’s too big to be a sea bass”

you’re wrong

you are fucking wrong

its always a fucking sea bass

(Source: ghostruto)


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ultrafacts:

villainingoggles:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Diamonds will not be my friend

You should make a Alexandrite your friend. They are a gem that change color depending on light and are also known as “emerald by day, ruby by night”

ultrafacts:

villainingoggles:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Diamonds will not be my friend

You should make a Alexandrite your friend. They are a gem that change color depending on light and are also known as “emerald by day, ruby by night”


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voldemo:

"your password is weak"

You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you


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idolizingidina:

"I can see you!" idina menzel on audience frustrations


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elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

(Source: bookjunkie26)


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fasterfood:

due to low self esteem if someone is hitting on me i probably wouldn’t even be able to tell unless they directly said “i love you and want to date you” and even then i would be a little skeptical


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theimprobablenone:

MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER


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things to remember

  • don’t be angry at yourself when anxiety/depression flares up. it isn’t your fault and no one blames you and if they do they’re pieces of shit.
  • don’t orbit around your perceived value so much. you’re not the sum total of what you produce.
  • don’t let yourself wonder why people love you. that’s not how it works. there are not stark, individual reasons that a person can enumerate about why they love you. it’s the entire, unique combination of what and who you are.

(Source: wittyandcharming)


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drkarayua:

nowisthewinter:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

WHY IS THAT SO HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND

It boils down to this;

Finding someone sexually attractive: I want to have sex with you.

Finding someone romantically attractive: I want to date you.

Finding someone aesthetically pleasing: I want to draw you.

If it’s all three, you’re fucked.

(Source: gethinblake)


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damegreywulf:

trust:

i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go

This post is surreal because that is exactly how a healthy relationship should be yet we’re convinced this is a weird and unusual thing to ask of our partners.

(Source: trust)


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